Why do you waste your time blogging?
Because it’s fun.
But you should spend that time working on your next novel.
I don’t have a next novel.
Because I’m too busy blogging.
That’s my point. If you did less blogging you could write more.
I am writing more. On my blog.
But you’re not writing proper writing!
What’s proper writing?
Writing novels! Books last forever!
Not if you drop them in the bathtub.
You know what I mean!
My blog will last forever in the ether of the webosphere.
But you can’t make any money with a blog.
You can’t make any money with a book.
Off to blog I go!