“What’s your book about?” It’s about nine inches high and six inches wide.
“How many pages is your book?” How many would you like? Tear out the ones you don’t need.
“What genre is your book?” It doesn’t have one.
“How much is your book?” How much have you got?
“I never read books.” What do you do with them then?
“Will I like your book?” Only if you read it.
“Where can I find your book?” Wherever you last put it.