Back in Starbucks again, huh? Your book nearly finished?
How long you been at it?
Yeah, I know!
How long is it?
How long is what?
Oh…roughly…er….well…about…forty-six and a half pages.
For a book? That’s not long at all. That’s not even book-length worthy.
No, that’s the first chapter. Still working on it. After that…zooooom!
Zoom? You’ll be dead before you finish it.
Wow. Thanks for the support, Mister Encouragement.
Well, come on! You’re going at a snail’s pace!
Take a closer look, pal!
Oh yeah, you are a snail. No wonder the keys on your laptop are all slimy. I apologize.
Can I help in any way?
Sure, get me another cappuccino.