Overheard Conversations…

“Have you read my book yet? It’s fantastic!”

“What book? I didn’t know you’d written a book.”

“Here it is!”

“What’s it about?”

“It’s about 268 pages of pure genius!”

“No, seriously. What’s it about?”

“It’s about this amazing guy.”

“What happens to the guy?”

“Who said anything happens to the guy?”

“Well, does it?”

“You’ll have to read my brilliant book to find out.”

“With a sales pitch as strong as that, how can I resist?”

“Unbelievable ending. Guess what happens?”

“He kills his mistress with a sausage and runs away with a drunk monkey?”

“Damn!”

“Is that how it ends? Really?”

“No. But that’s one helluva ending!”

“It is?”

“Killer ending! Better damn ending than my ending.”

“I wanna read your book now. Really.”

“No, it’s rubbish.”

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About Tony Cane-Honeysett

Author, Filmmaker, Musician, Photographer.
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